Tag: kona

this thing landed

this thing landed

at the kona airport right after my flight did.  landing an ultralight on a tarmac that also has heavies on approach?  balls.  big brass ones.

 

abalone

abalone

when they’re pulled off the inside of a water tank and turned onto the backs of their shells, they look weirdly vaginal in a predator-alien-vag-kinda-way.  …

 

my favorite

my favorite

…assignment in the past 3 months. hawaii red magazine travel edition. i totally spent the night in my own beach house. with a jacuzzi. my own …

 

i got into a staring contest

i got into a staring contest

with a little gecko. until i realized that he was reptillian and therefore at an unfair advantage. plus he could lick his own eyes if …